[Forum Game] Ask a dumb question, Get a dumb answer !

[DemoNSesshY]

Because people like digging in holes.
Why do we need money?

To buy things

How do I get a girl from philly to love me back?

 

[Ashley]

To buy things

How do I get a girl from philly to love me back?

By sending her a tan or black tea-cup piggy

Why don't boys get periods?

 

[Nine]

We are too good for them.

Why do girls get periods?

 

[Famous]

We are too good for them.

Why do girls get periods?

cause the moon is full

whats a conker?

 

[Ashley]

cause the moon is full

whats a conker?

A Rabid nut-lovin' beast!

Why don't werewolves shave?

 

[The Bananaking]

A Rabid nut-lovin' beast!

Why don't werewolves shave?

Because replacing razors is to expensive on daily basis.

What is black & yellow?

 

[Nine]

[video=youtube;nWAGLkyxQG0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0[/video]

What is a joke?

 

[Renatus]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joke

Why does Wiz Khalifa smoke so much weed?

 

[Mitsurugi]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=joke

Why does Wiz Khalifa smoke so much weed?

It's funnier than using a lawnmower

Why's Jabba da hutt so fat?

 

[Ashley]

It's funnier than using a lawnmower

Why's Jabba da hutt so fat?

because when he gets sick of his sex slaves he simply eats them (takes him about 5minutes to get bored)

Why are Ewoks so adorable?

 

[Alexiz]

because is easier to hate Jar Jar
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

 

[Lina]

because is easier to hate Jar Jar
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

The cat would land on its feet, slip on the ground and the buttered bread will land faced down and when the cat stands back up they both explode and become candy .

Q: Why can't people stop talking in their head?

 

[Demethos]

The cat would land on its feet, slip on the ground and the buttered bread will land faced down and when the cat stands back up they both explode and become candy .

Q: Why can't people stop talking in their head?

Because people can't stop talking in their head.

Q: e4+10/2-6 e= 2

 

[Anger]

Math.
How much is a laptop worth?

 

[Zaxis]

How much is a laptop worth?

A: It is worth the sum of its parts.

Q: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

(In case you need this question explained a bit better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0)

 

[Mitsurugi]

[glow="lime"]/Summon Skeleton[/glow]

A: It is worth the sum of its parts.

Q: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

(In case you need this question explained a bit better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0)

[glow="lime"]Because "that was a better freestyle than most rap songs of today." (based on youtube comments).

What's to be found when you found it already?[/glow]

 

[lop1zh]

Why are deserts dry?

 

[Mitsurugi]

Why are deserts dry?

[glow="lime"]That's the way they like it.

You forgot to answer the question first.

What's to be found when you found it already?[/glow]

 

[lop1zh]

[glow="lime"]That's the way they like it.

You forgot to answer the question first.

What's to be found when you found it already?[/glow]

I have no idea how to answer it...
lol.

 

[Nickles]

Where do I store my unicorn gold?