What Would Batman do if....

[NOPROBLEM]

What would Batman do if the death penalty was legal in Gotham City?

 

[Veryl]

He would show up at the executionars place and steal the convicted felon with a smoke bomb and then he would bring him to the cops.
and that goes in a circle untill he looks in the mirror and looks at himself, thinking;

"what am I doing with my life.... Is this justice? Am I helping people or just trying to help...myself?
mom.....dad.. why did you leave me so soon. why did I have to drown so many years forgetting the horrible sight of you dieing..
Robin... where are you....you never showed up in my new movies although I clearly couldnt handle it myself...
its all pure luck. based on nothing.
God, are you there? Is this what you wanted?!"

*Batman puts off his mask and throws it on the ground*

" IM A FRIGGIN BAT. IS THIS CHILDISH PERSONA OF MINE MY LIFELONG DETERMINATION?!
please god, show me....the way..."

*batman loses interest in the mirror and walks to his wine cabinet and pours himself a drink.. then he puts a suicide pill in there...stares at it, and throws it away*

Eventually after a big depresion thinking over whats justice or not, he goes to the police station and murders every single police officer there, then with their blood he paints on the walls: "What is justice?!"

Then he quits crime fighting and looks for a serious relationship with a common housewife. he grows a family and eventually turns out to be making vines on the internet for peoples entertainment.


[video=youtube;YlVi0noRr-o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0noRr-o[/video]

 

[NOPROBLEM]

Robin... where are you....you never showed up in my new movies although I clearly couldnt handle it myself...

jason gordon levitt was robin in dark knight rises

 

[Veryl]

jason gordon levitt was robin in dark knight rises

oh ur right, I completely forgot about that guy. lol

 

[Nibelheim]

Probably the same thing he does every night, regardless of the image that is placed upon him.

 

[NOPROBLEM]

Probably the same thing he does every night, regardless of the image that is placed upon him.

masturbate?

 

[Nibelheim]

masturbate?

Damn right. Nothing feels better than busting out a few knuckle children before Joker and Two-Face blow up a few banks and kill half the city.

 

[Anderson]

Let the cops handle it.