Putin Threatens to Release Satellite Evidence of 9/11

[NOPROBLEM]

If satellites are causin' earthquakes will we survive it? YO

Technically the moon is a satellite and it causes tides so it's safe to assume it also contributes to platonic shifting and is correlated to earthquakes.

 

[Terumi]

Technically the moon is a satellite and it causes tides so it's safe to assume it also contributes to platonic shifting and is correlated to earthquakes.

i thought earthquakes are made by titanic plates from the earth so how do tides affect the plates?

 

[NOPROBLEM]

i thought earthquakes are made by titanic plates from the earth so how do tides affect the plates?

Titanic lol.
The ocean weighs a lot.